Books are the perfect entertainment: no commercials, no batteries, hours of...– Stephen King (via inspiredbylit)
sherlielocks: seafiish: fiyhi: spyrasha: mpregbert: people who think it hurts to step on a lego have obviously never stepped on the plug in on the end of a cord ive stepped on a nail excuse you i’ve stepped on a whole goat okay neither of us were happy about that i once killed a man
Things parents forget to tell their children: →
runstretchpump: Bodies are hairy. No matter the gender, your face will have hair and that is more than okay. Your butthole is going to have some hair too. And maybe your nipples. And your tummy. And where ever else. Stretch marks. Those are a thing. Everyone gets ‘em. If you don’t, you probably don’t have skin. Vaginas smell. Every vagina has a scent. Don’t worry about it! (Unless something...
The fiance and I have no days off together, and more likely than not our shifts are completely opposite of one another. Only seeing him an hour before he goes to work or an hour after I get out of work really sucks. Then next week a co-worker is going on vacation, therefore having my hours increased to amount that I just cannot do at the moment. I did it two weeks ago and I am still recovering....
But I guess it never is what you worry over that comes to pass in the end. The...– The Age of Miracles, Karen Thompson Walker