Tangled in Words and Yarn

thelichqueen:

malapropsbookstore:

jeremybdavis:

Inspiration found in a bookstore.

A wonderful life philosophy.

1. Reblogging this as a reminder; and 2. I love when people I follow/am tumblr friends with reblog the things I post to the Malaprop’s tumblr.

exceptionallyaustin:

snakewife:

psychick:

prairie-homo-companion:

umajanelaaberta:

iridessence:

fuckyeahfatdykes:

sixtyforty:

deeplezstonerwitch:

majoredinpost-its:

August chub rub

life :/

fucking summer is upon us, the season of sweaty chub rub, how many pairs of pants will my thighs render inappropriate for the office, i have a zit on my inner thigh already and it HURTS SO BAD.

Deodorant on the inner things changed my lyfe! Fuk chaffin

+baby powder and cornstarch

Better than any of this - I use monistat chafing cream which is $5 which can add up but HOLY FUCK a dime amount on each thigh lasts all day

i have scabs. already

TMI but whatever nobody knows about my tumblr but people I am okay being imperfect in front of. THANK YOU TUMBLR FOR AFFIRMING THAT THIS IS NOT A STUPID SHAMEFUL THING, even though I am weirdly stupidly ashamed of it. Sometimes, body issues. :c

I love dresses and skirts! I have many, and I keep getting more. They are kind of freeing and cool for warm weather, except for the whole thing where if I do not have a buffer between my thighs they become awful. I own spanx not for their slimming/smoothing properties, but entirely to keep my own fucking legs from wearing holes into each other. Do you know what is not freeing and cool? A pair of spanx. Tights and hose are also awesome, but also not particularly freeing, as my tushie is vast like mountain, and finding ones that just…fit is a rare thing.

I’ve often thought that I should just get some lighter bicycle shorts, but I will also try some of these other ideas IT NEVER OCCURRED TO ME THAT THEY WOULD JUST. MAKE PRODUCTS FOR THIS.

Deodorant on thighs: I have not tried this but might, just to see how it goes.

Monistat anti-chafing cream: Not a miracle, but still pretty effective; like a good 85% relief. A really good option.

Cutting a pair of leggings into a pair of bike shorts for under my dresses: my no-shame this-is-a-thing-I-do-as-plan-A-mosta-the-time solution.

what kind of deodorant works the best? does anyone know, like dry or gel or roll on? thanks for this btw, it makes me feel a lot better about myself

I’ve tried several kinds of deodorant, dry, in the formulas best for sensitive skin, and it didn’t do a thing.  It actually made it worse!  I think might just buy leggings to cut up for the sole purpose of dress wearing.  Wearing pants (because my shorts ride up) in 90+ degree weather with high humidity just isn’t fun.

irisliveslife:

A beautiful reminder of the essence of 3rd wave feminism

(Source: lesleypowers)

jonahray:

Click the pic to see me talk about the time Lars Ulrich downloaded music illegally.

Also, watch the rest of the set this friday on COMEDY CENTRAL’S THE HALF HOUR!